> You're on holiday at your mysterious great aunt Lady Silventine
> Covington's country estate. She has been called away suddenly without
> explanation and you have secretly snuck in to her study. Her walking
> staff is leaning against the wall and the collection case is
> overflowing with curiosities from Africa, Afganistan, Arizona. The
> scent of old tobacco and fresh peppermint linger on the quiet air and
> you spot her cluttered desk. There is an old volume, her regiment
> patch from the Great War, a globe. You ease the door shut with a
> click and tiptoe over to the book, lift its cover...
>
> and just that moment a you hear a knock on the door. Your heart
> thumping you return to the door and to your supprise your distant
> cousin Major Nathaniel Peabody(USA, ret)is standing in front of you.
> The Major is on a holiday and looking for adventure. He was passing
> by Lady Silventine Covington's estate when he observed lights on.
> The Major has in his possession a map he secured from an obscure
> shop in Havanna. He asks you to join his quest.........
>
> But 'ere you depart upon your treasure quest, you first must seek a
> skeleton key that unlocks the drawer containing the code which
> holdeth the true location of the treasure. Unfortunately, that
> skeleton key was sent along its merry way with John Jacob Astor as
> he returned from England to his beautiful home in the Pacific
> Northwest. Needless to say, the key now lies buried either beneath
> the waters of the frigid Atlantic or somewhere in Mr. Astor's
> sprawling estate high atop the bluffs overlooking the mouth of the
> Columbia River (or was that Maryhill???) My dear great aunt, Molly
> M.C. Brown (may she forever rest in peace), always seemed to jumble
> things up a bit. Now we'll never know the truth for it was upon her
> death bed whence she painstakingly gasped out this last kernel of
> knowledge... I wonder if that's the key to the drawer in Havana?
>
> "Never know the truth?" you think, "Bugger this, my curiosity is
> piqued. If the key is lost or unattainable - much like Aunt Molly and
> myself, (respectively), good sir - there is more than one way to open
> a lock."
>
> You reach for the heavy, metal, military-issue knife that your
> eclectic great aunt uses as letter opener. She leaves it sticking
> upright in the wood of the desk - "Always keep your knife at hand"
> Auntie said, "just in case....well, you know, for letters."
>
> "With my brains and your brawn, Mr. Peabody?" You say, handing him
> the knife and gesturing to the locked drawer.
>
>
> Mr. Peabody looked at the knife for just a second. He pointed it
> back at me. Startled, I jumped back. Just in time too, as he
> brandished a pistol with the other hand.
> "What's this?" I exclamed.
> Mr. Peabody was always full of surprises. But this! This was very
> unexpected.
>
> "I must know whether your intentions are for good or ill," Mr. Peabody
> rasped.
> "Why, my intentions are the same as yours, surely you know that, my dear
> cousin. We haven't seen each other in years, but certainly you remember me
> better than this," I squeaked, inching my way to the bookshelves behind me.
>As I backed warily away from the brandished weapons, I stumbled over
>my aunt's rheumy-eyed bloodhound. He squealed in pain, rose slowly from
>the warm spot he'd claimed on the threadbare Bokhara carpet. As a deep
>rumble sounded from his throat, my left hip brushed against a protruding
>volume, The CompleteWorks of Milton. With a groan and a creak, the entire
>bookshelf swung inward, exposing a lightless corridor.
>Grabbing a bottle of sherry, for who knows how long this adventure might
>take, I entered the dank corridor that lay ahead, armed with the sherry,
>a lantern and my wits. While proceeding down the corridor, I noticed
>that the walls were imprinted with the most oddly shaped characters
>- almost a pictogram. As I held my lantern to the closest wall . . .
The symbols produced the most odd sensation. Somewhere deep in my mind, remnants.. tattered memories.. familiar yet foreign, otherworldly almost ancient... "How could that be?" I whispered. "I knew nothing of this place before..." Footsteps! It must be Peabody... "I must get away..."
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Nobody Home
7 messages in this thread |
Started on 2005-01-12
Nobody Home
From: AC (cshouse@optonline.net) |
Date: 2005-01-12 14:33:25 UTC-05:00
Re: Nobody Home
From: Lady Hydrangea Prisspott nee Hedge (lady_prisspott@yahoo.com) |
Date: 2005-01-12 21:17:57 UTC
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, AC
> > You're on holiday at your mysterious great aunt Lady Silventine
> > Covington's country estate. She has been called away suddenly without
> > explanation and you have secretly snuck in to her study. Her walking
> > staff is leaning against the wall and the collection case is
> > overflowing with curiosities from Africa, Afganistan, Arizona. The
> > scent of old tobacco and fresh peppermint linger on the quiet air and
> > you spot her cluttered desk. There is an old volume, her regiment
> > patch from the Great War, a globe. You ease the door shut with a
> > click and tiptoe over to the book, lift its cover...
> >
> > and just that moment a you hear a knock on the door. Your heart
> > thumping you return to the door and to your supprise your distant
> > cousin Major Nathaniel Peabody(USA, ret)is standing in front of you.
> > The Major is on a holiday and looking for adventure. He was passing
> > by Lady Silventine Covington's estate when he observed lights on.
> > The Major has in his possession a map he secured from an obscure
> > shop in Havanna. He asks you to join his quest.........
> >
> > But 'ere you depart upon your treasure quest, you first must seek a
> > skeleton key that unlocks the drawer containing the code which
> > holdeth the true location of the treasure. Unfortunately, that
> > skeleton key was sent along its merry way with John Jacob Astor as
> > he returned from England to his beautiful home in the Pacific
> > Northwest. Needless to say, the key now lies buried either beneath
> > the waters of the frigid Atlantic or somewhere in Mr. Astor's
> > sprawling estate high atop the bluffs overlooking the mouth of the
> > Columbia River (or was that Maryhill???) My dear great aunt, Molly
> > M.C. Brown (may she forever rest in peace), always seemed to jumble
> > things up a bit. Now we'll never know the truth for it was upon her
> > death bed whence she painstakingly gasped out this last kernel of
> > knowledge... I wonder if that's the key to the drawer in Havana?
> >
> > "Never know the truth?" you think, "Bugger this, my curiosity is
> > piqued. If the key is lost or unattainable - much like Aunt Molly and
> > myself, (respectively), good sir - there is more than one way to open
> > a lock."
> >
> > You reach for the heavy, metal, military-issue knife that your
> > eclectic great aunt uses as letter opener. She leaves it sticking
> > upright in the wood of the desk - "Always keep your knife at hand"
> > Auntie said, "just in case....well, you know, for letters."
> >
> > "With my brains and your brawn, Mr. Peabody?" You say, handing him
> > the knife and gesturing to the locked drawer.
> >
> >
> > Mr. Peabody looked at the knife for just a second. He pointed it
> > back at me. Startled, I jumped back. Just in time too, as he
> > brandished a pistol with the other hand.
> > "What's this?" I exclamed.
> > Mr. Peabody was always full of surprises. But this! This was very
> > unexpected.
> >
> > "I must know whether your intentions are for good or ill," Mr.
Peabody
> > rasped.
> > "Why, my intentions are the same as yours, surely you know that,
my dear
> > cousin. We haven't seen each other in years, but certainly you
remember me
> > better than this," I squeaked, inching my way to the bookshelves
behind me.
>
> >As I backed warily away from the brandished weapons, I stumbled over
> >my aunt's rheumy-eyed bloodhound. He squealed in pain, rose slowly
from
> >the warm spot he'd claimed on the threadbare Bokhara carpet. As a deep
> >rumble sounded from his throat, my left hip brushed against a
protruding
> >volume, The CompleteWorks of Milton. With a groan and a creak, the
entire
> >bookshelf swung inward, exposing a lightless corridor.
>
> >Grabbing a bottle of sherry, for who knows how long this adventure
might
> >take, I entered the dank corridor that lay ahead, armed with the
sherry,
> >a lantern and my wits. While proceeding down the corridor, I noticed
> >that the walls were imprinted with the most oddly shaped characters
> >- almost a pictogram. As I held my lantern to the closest wall . . .
>
> The symbols produced the most odd sensation. Somewhere deep in my
mind, remnants.. tattered memories.. familiar yet foreign,
otherworldly almost ancient... "How could that be?" I whispered. "I
knew nothing of this place before..." Footsteps! It must be Peabody...
"I must get away..."
"must get...must..."
The first thing I recalled was the smell of peppermint and lavender.
Great Aunt Lady Silventine Covington was leaning over me with a
worried expression. "Darling boy, You really should stay out of her
Ladyship's study. We have told you time and again that you are not
permitted into our study when her Ladyship is not present. Her
Ladyship has a colorful past and many dangers and secrets lurk in the
shadows of the study." Between the royal we's and the light glinting
in my eyes from the Covington diadem that was perpetually perched in
her lavander scented coifure, I felt the room begining to spin again.
"Snap out of it" she demanded as I felt the sting of her kid glove on
my tender cheek "Silly boy, those weren't enchanted runes on the wall.
That decanter of sherry you grabbed (and we'll have a little talk
about that later)was for the Major, her Ladyship's special sleepytime
blend. You were raised better than that, the good sherry is always in
the Bacarat decanter, why on earth would one reach for the cheap glass
decanter?" She reached into her handbag and tossed me a bag of
peppermint lozenges, "These will help" she seemed to think peppermint
lozenges would cure anything. "Buck up now, we really must get back to
the study and see if the Major has fallen into our little trap or
wether you've made a mess of everything"
Re: Nobody Home
From: dvn2rckr (dvn2rckr@yahoo.com) |
Date: 2005-01-12 21:39:17 UTC
> The first thing I recalled was the smell of peppermint and
lavender.
> Great Aunt Lady Silventine Covington was leaning over me with a
> worried expression. "Darling boy, You really should stay out of her
> Ladyship's study. We have told you time and again that you are not
> permitted into our study when her Ladyship is not present. Her
> Ladyship has a colorful past and many dangers and secrets lurk in
the
> shadows of the study." Between the royal we's and the light
glinting
> in my eyes from the Covington diadem that was perpetually perched
in
> her lavander scented coifure, I felt the room begining to spin
again.
> "Snap out of it" she demanded as I felt the sting of her kid glove
on
> my tender cheek "Silly boy, those weren't enchanted runes on the
wall.
> That decanter of sherry you grabbed (and we'll have a little talk
> about that later)was for the Major, her Ladyship's special
sleepytime
> blend. You were raised better than that, the good sherry is always
in
> the Bacarat decanter, why on earth would one reach for the cheap
glass
> decanter?" She reached into her handbag and tossed me a bag of
> peppermint lozenges, "These will help" she seemed to think
peppermint
> lozenges would cure anything. "Buck up now, we really must get
back to
> the study and see if the Major has fallen into our little trap or
> wether you've made a mess of everything"
They ventured into the study and nestled atop the inlaid wood and
leather coffee table (the one that Lady Covington brought back with
her from her trip to Morocco around the turn of the century) they
found a silver tray full of brightly colored ribbon candy. Adjacent
the tray, lay a sextant, a binocular and a small globe. "That's
odd. Why is it that a sewing pin is inserted into Dartmoor?" Then,
they spied an old worn leather journal lying on the chaise lounge.
One of its musty-smelling pages was dog-eared. They quickly turned
to the page which revealed a hand scribbled name, James Cranmere,
and an postal address of some sort. Unfortunately, a stain (I
presume from Lady's favorite Baccarat goblet) covered the rest of
the entry. "Oh, but what's this I see on the next page? Why, it's
a..." and then the walls started to spin again, the floor became
the ceiling, the ceiling became the floor. An aroma of ether filled
the room and all turned black...
Re: Nobody Home
From: rev_aloysius_hoyden (rev_aloysius_hoyden@yahoo.com) |
Date: 2005-01-14 04:24:31 UTC
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "dvn2rckr"
>
> > The first thing I recalled was the smell of peppermint and
> lavender.
> > Great Aunt Lady Silventine Covington was leaning over me with a
> > worried expression. "Darling boy, You really should stay out of her
> > Ladyship's study. We have told you time and again that you are not
> > permitted into our study when her Ladyship is not present. Her
> > Ladyship has a colorful past and many dangers and secrets lurk in
> the
> > shadows of the study." Between the royal we's and the light
> glinting
> > in my eyes from the Covington diadem that was perpetually perched
> in
> > her lavander scented coifure, I felt the room begining to spin
> again.
> > "Snap out of it" she demanded as I felt the sting of her kid glove
> on
> > my tender cheek "Silly boy, those weren't enchanted runes on the
> wall.
> > That decanter of sherry you grabbed (and we'll have a little talk
> > about that later)was for the Major, her Ladyship's special
> sleepytime
> > blend. You were raised better than that, the good sherry is always
> in
> > the Bacarat decanter, why on earth would one reach for the cheap
> glass
> > decanter?" She reached into her handbag and tossed me a bag of
> > peppermint lozenges, "These will help" she seemed to think
> peppermint
> > lozenges would cure anything. "Buck up now, we really must get
> back to
> > the study and see if the Major has fallen into our little trap or
> > wether you've made a mess of everything"
>
> They ventured into the study and nestled atop the inlaid wood and
> leather coffee table (the one that Lady Covington brought back with
> her from her trip to Morocco around the turn of the century) they
> found a silver tray full of brightly colored ribbon candy. Adjacent
> the tray, lay a sextant, a binocular and a small globe. "That's
> odd. Why is it that a sewing pin is inserted into Dartmoor?" Then,
> they spied an old worn leather journal lying on the chaise lounge.
> One of its musty-smelling pages was dog-eared. They quickly turned
> to the page which revealed a hand scribbled name, James Cranmere,
> and an postal address of some sort. Unfortunately, a stain (I
> presume from Lady's favorite Baccarat goblet) covered the rest of
> the entry. "Oh, but what's this I see on the next page? Why, it's
> a..." and then the walls started to spin again, the floor became
> the ceiling, the ceiling became the floor. An aroma of ether filled
> the room and all turned black...
Then I found five dollars.
Re: Nobody Home
From: lizardbuttsfamily (mmebt@hotmail.com) |
Date: 2005-01-14 05:28:54 UTC
> > a..." and then the walls started to spin again, the floor became
> > the ceiling, the ceiling became the floor. An aroma of ether
filled
> > the room and all turned black...
Heavy....feel so heavy...Tokyo, London, New York....too much
travel....an old volume on a cluttered desk...a crowded
subway...smell of sweat......a map... Havana......dancing naked in
the moonlight....was it Tokyo or New York...rain...Darling boy you
should have listened......runes...a cold.....moor... Major trap...too
heavy...I must wake up.....fools....what is that horrid
smell....everything seems familiar but foreign or is it foreign but
familiar....long legs and smirky smile....a raspy voice...who's...
Re: Nobody Home
From: nottherev (nottherev@haveashittyday.com) |
Date: 2005-01-14 14:26:37 UTC
--- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "rev_aloysius_hoyden"
>
> --- In letterbox-usa@yahoogroups.com, "dvn2rckr"
wrote:
> >
> > > The first thing I recalled was the smell of peppermint and
> > lavender.
> > > Great Aunt Lady Silventine Covington was leaning over me with a
> > > worried expression. "Darling boy, You really should stay out
of her
> > > Ladyship's study. We have told you time and again that you are
not
> > > permitted into our study when her Ladyship is not present. Her
> > > Ladyship has a colorful past and many dangers and secrets lurk
in
> > the
> > > shadows of the study." Between the royal we's and the light
> > glinting
> > > in my eyes from the Covington diadem that was perpetually
perched
> > in
> > > her lavander scented coifure, I felt the room begining to spin
> > again.
> > > "Snap out of it" she demanded as I felt the sting of her kid
glove
> > on
> > > my tender cheek "Silly boy, those weren't enchanted runes on
the
> > wall.
> > > That decanter of sherry you grabbed (and we'll have a little
talk
> > > about that later)was for the Major, her Ladyship's special
> > sleepytime
> > > blend. You were raised better than that, the good sherry is
always
> > in
> > > the Bacarat decanter, why on earth would one reach for the
cheap
> > glass
> > > decanter?" She reached into her handbag and tossed me a bag of
> > > peppermint lozenges, "These will help" she seemed to think
> > peppermint
> > > lozenges would cure anything. "Buck up now, we really must get
> > back to
> > > the study and see if the Major has fallen into our little trap
or
> > > wether you've made a mess of everything"
> >
> > They ventured into the study and nestled atop the inlaid wood
and
> > leather coffee table (the one that Lady Covington brought back
with
> > her from her trip to Morocco around the turn of the century)
they
> > found a silver tray full of brightly colored ribbon candy.
Adjacent
> > the tray, lay a sextant, a binocular and a small globe. "That's
> > odd. Why is it that a sewing pin is inserted into Dartmoor?"
Then,
> > they spied an old worn leather journal lying on the chaise
lounge.
> > One of its musty-smelling pages was dog-eared. They quickly
turned
> > to the page which revealed a hand scribbled name, James
Cranmere,
> > and an postal address of some sort. Unfortunately, a stain (I
> > presume from Lady's favorite Baccarat goblet) covered the rest
of
> > the entry. "Oh, but what's this I see on the next page? Why,
it's
> > a..." and then the walls started to spin again, the floor
became
> > the ceiling, the ceiling became the floor. An aroma of ether
filled
> > the room and all turned black...
>
> Then I found five dollars. Stunned by the windfall, overwhelmed
with desire, I fell into a pounding silence. Flashing images,
pungent aromas, catchy jingles seething through fevered brain...two
all beef patties...finger licking good...a run for the border...or a
double R with Dale's equestrian friend...but, alas, the lure of the
paper crown won the day. You really can't go wrong with the King.
Not The Rev
Whopper Fan (with cheese, lettuce, onion, and mayo, onion rings,
onion ring sauce, and a Coke)
Re: Nobody Home
From: dvn2rckr (dvn2rckr@yahoo.com) |
Date: 2005-01-14 15:09:22 UTC
> > Then I found five dollars. Stunned by the windfall, overwhelmed
> with desire, I fell into a pounding silence. Flashing images,
> pungent aromas, catchy jingles seething through fevered
brain...two
> all beef patties...finger licking good...a run for the border...or
a
> double R with Dale's equestrian friend...but, alas, the lure of
the
> paper crown won the day. You really can't go wrong with the King.
>
> Not The Rev
> Whopper Fan (with cheese, lettuce, onion, and mayo, onion rings,
> onion ring sauce, and a Coke)
But dear Mr Not The Rev,
I'm afraid you may have have sinned and quite possibly have fallen
short of the glory of the fast food arena--how can you possibly
resist the 'on-the-spot' peeled, sliced and french fried potatoes
from In N Out Burger??? And then a burger capped with 'animal
style' onions? They're quite worthy of the paper crown, in my
humble opinion. ;) And all this time folks thought we'd drive the
570 miles one way to Redding, CA just for some letterboxes, when it
actually was the lure of the nearest In N Out Burger that was the
greatest attraction... We're exceptionally bummed that the
letterbox in the Bay Area In N Out Burger went missing. Talk about
heaven & earth combined!!! Now, back to the regular installment
of "Nobody Home".
dvn2r ckr
;)